
Alright everyone, welcome to our first, and hopefully last, emergency meeting...
Wait, why are you here? I didn't make you a staff member!

[NPC] MarvinI was a witness to the murder last night.

[NPC] JimYou were?

[NPC] AmyJim shush!
Whatever. I don't care. Consider yourself lucky for being here.

[NPC] JimYou hear that Marvin? Maybe your bad luck is starting to go away?

[NPC] MarvinThe spring in my chair is broken.

[NPC] NaruWhy is Mizuki sensei here? Is she also a staff member?

[NPC] MichiI could ask you the same thing. I don't remember Hanasaku mentioning you and Zarath during the opening ceremony. This isn't nepotism, is it?
NO! ...WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!

[NPC] Michi......Yeah...? Isn't that the definition of nepotism?
Risky whispers something to Ai.
OH! Oh right. Right, sorry.
Anyway, Miss Mizuki, I need you here because your D-lixirs are the only thing that can bring people back from the dead in case there are any more accidents.

[NPC] MichiIn most cases.
Huh?

[NPC] MichiMy D-lixirs aren't an end-all cure for death, Hanasaku. It has its limits. There has to be a body left behind and, ideally, the brain has to be mostly intact. Doesn't have to be, but if not there's hardly any point in bringing them back.
Why not?

[NPC] MichiI can't bring back memories, Hanasaku. If the electrical impulses of the brain are disrupted, then they won't have any memories when they're brought back. Happened to a guild member of mine. She hasn't been herself ever since.
Well my Rollback Magnum can remove memories and store them in these boxes. What if I remove their memories before they die, and put them back when you revive them?

[NPC] MichiWait, for real?
......What? Why are you all looking at me?

[NPC] NaruSensei, Ai wiped your memories a while ago. You asked her to wipe your memories to prove it and she did, and now you're both having this conversation again.

[NPC] Bugsy IIIt's true. Ai told us not to say anything.
The room is filled with muffled giggling.

[NPC] Michi......

[NPC] MichiYou know what? I'm not even mad. Because hot damn, that's amazing.
Jim, can you come down and brief everyone on what happened with your party last night?

[NPC] JimCertainly!